The Berry boys, Sean and Finn, have been searching the seas for their brother Tom - at least, that’s the story that they’ve been telling their crewmates. Last week Tom found them, arriving as captain of a privateer ship and saving the good ship Gabriele from the grasp of the dread lady pirate and fantastic cook Francoise. Strangely, Tom didn’t seem to recognize his brothers until Sean ran up, embraced him, and gave him a deep, passionate kiss. More disturbing than Sean’s incestuous tendencies was the enthusiasm with which Tom returned the affection.

The crew watched in bafflement and horror as Tom retreated to his ship with the boys in tow and disappeared into his cabin, doubtless for a twisted threesome.

After more than enough time for such evil deeds, the trio emerged, the boys completely changed. Cleaner, for one thing. Strangely buxom, for another. And, in the case of Sean, obviously pregnant. the brothers Sean and Finn Berry are now the sisters Rosie Berry and Coleen O’Shea, wife and sister-in-law, respectively, to Tom Berry.

Tom swore never to let Rosie from his sight again, and swore the same of Coleen, feeling some kind of familial responsibility, or maybe the inclination to take a crack at polygamy. Rosie took to this with enthusiasm - after all, she’s been searching for her husband so that they can be together again - but Coleen, having had a taste of relatively independent, productive, and intoxicating life of a cabinboy, was less thrilled. 

Filed under: gaming, sketches — Emma @ 9:25 pm